Morten vs. the Love Child
You know how when the newspaper says something like “Stripper has love child with [insert name of politician / actor here]“? If we are to accept this statement as a valid societal comment we should now all classify children based on the emotional and/or relationalstate of the parents at the time of conception. Here are some suggestions:
- drunk child
- watching tv child
- not really all that into it child
- miserable child
- guilt child
- makeup child
- just for fun child
- hate child
- dare child
- went too far child
- first date child
- new job child
- lost my job child
and of course
- Valentine’s child