Morten vs. The Eggplant
At Save-on-Foods about 2 years ago:
M: Do you have any aubergines?
Produce Isle Guy: Heh?
M: You know… purple bulbous thing that’s white on the inside. Aubergine.
PIG: I have no idea what you’re talkin’ aboot.
M: Right…. I’ll just go look for it myself.
Morten finds an aubergine right behind the Produce Isle Guy.
M: Here. This is an aubergine. See, it even has an aubergine colour.
PIG: Ah, an eggplant.
M: It’s an aubergine.
PIG: No, it’s an eggplant.
M: The name “eggplant” stems from a different type of plant bulb that was white. This one is the colour aubergine, thus the name “aubergine”.
PIG: Really?
M: Yes. You should change the sign.
March 5th, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Why do the biggest querulants all leave for the Americas?
We want them back in Europe!!!